Tuesday, May 02, 2006

freaking tom cruise

Check this out: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=181291622&p=y8yz9z3z8

According to the article, Katie Holmes' father is upset with her plans to get crazy fit in time for her TBD wedding to Tom Cruise. The best part of the article, though, was the fitness trainer's defense: "[Tom Cruise] told her he wanted her to be the most beautiful bride ever. She was in tears when he said that." Apparently it's a good thing to be told to lose all of your pregnancy weight so that you can finally get hitched? Were those really tears of joy?

Michael...keep buying lottery tickets! My luck hasn't decided which way to go yet.

5 comments:

~Wamp said...

You realize I'm not 21 for another 2 weeks, so in reality, I can't buy lotto tickets. How 'bout I take some final exams instead?

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise needs a hobby. He should consider enrolling in the Christopher Reeves' Equestrian School, John Denver's Flight Institute, or Sonny Bono's Downhill Adventures.

~Wamp said...

NICE!

~Wamp said...

I just got my face eaten by one dozen starving, crazed weasels. You're luck must be turning.

Not Applicable said...

her name is "Kate Holmes" now, remember. as Tom Cruise said, "Katie is a girl's name. Kate is the name of a child-bearing women." CREEPY! - tammzh