Thursday, May 15, 2008

Day Fifteen - Isle of Skye

I don't think that I can put into words just how gorgeous the Scottish
Highlands and isles are. It is very reminiscent of Ireland, although
wilder and more rugged...Scotland was blessed/cursed with more
mountains and lakes, and is green without quite the same intensity as
the Irish countryside. But the gleaming lochs around every bend, the
rough, rock-strewn cliffs, and the shifting mists and clouds are
simply awe-inspiring.

Today was spent entirely on the Isle of Skye, off Scotland's west
coast. I started with a Scottish breakfast (sausage and fried eggs and
toast and tea...I skipped the beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms), and
then boarded the bus for nine hours of touring the countryside. We
spent a lot of today climbing and descending hills...we would stop
every hour or so to climb around outside, which was fun and yielded
some (hopefully) gorgeous photo ops. We also had a lovely break for
lunch, where I did my tourist duty and had bangers and mash...four of
the best pork sausages I've had in a long time, with some great mashed
potatoes, onions, and peas on the side.

Properly fortified, I enjoyed the rest of the tour of the island, and
we were dropped off in Portree a little after six pm. I freshened up,
walked a couple of blocks to the town center, sat on a bench, and
wrote for a bit. I then had dinner at a nice little restaurant, where
I fortuitously ran into the two Aussie girls whom I hung out with a
couple of nights ago. They're quite entertaining, and we had a lovely
time...and I had a delicious steak pie. Not quite an Iowan steak, but
good nonetheless...big bits of steak in a kind of gravy, with puff
pastry, and vegetables and french fries on the side.

So now I'm quite well-satisfied, and I'm blogging early tonight so
that I can shower, pack up, and hopefully get around to labeling some
photos...I have used up one of my two memory cards, so it's time to
download them. I will tell you more about the tour when I have a)
proper internet and b) illustrative photos, but I have reached the
limit of my patience/thumb endurance for the crackberry tonight.
Tomorrow it's another full day of sightseeing through the Highlands,
before the tour ends in Edinburgh tomorrow night. Sad! But I can't be
too sad, because Walter awaits in Amsterdam (a city I loathe, but
hopefully seeing the much-admired Walter will make up for it). Then
I'm back in ye olde Iowa on Monday! And at that point, my blog will
revert to its usual mundane self :(

One more thing...I still haven't figured out what to do with my life,
and while I like to procrastinate, I had intended to figure it out by
the time I got on the flight home, and I'm running out of time. Any
ideas?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Day Fourteen - Highlands - Glen Coe, Ft William, Ben Nevis, Isle of Skye

This blog will be quick...the only place in my room that I currently
get data reception is leaning against one of the walls, and I would
really like to climb into bed. But in the interest of preventing my
parents from attempting to contact the Scottish authorities to try to
find my corpse, I shall blog anyway.

Today was another lovely day...we left Oban at nine am to continue our
tour of the Highlands. We saw a ruined castle, which was very
picturesque, before driving through Glen Coe, the infamous location
where the Clan Campbell massacred another clan (the MacDonalds, I want
to say, but it's been a long day) on orders of William IV. We stopped
for lunch in Fort William, and the continued our scenic drive through
the Highlands and over the Skye bridge to Portree, where we will stay
for the next two nights.

The scenery has been spectacular, possibly the most impressive
landscapes i've seen anywhere in the world. And the people on the tour
have been nice too...you'll be shocked to know that none of them have
provoked me to violent rage, which given my (usually well-hidden)
temper is something of a miracle.

I would blog more, but you get an evening off from the absurdly long
posts so that I can go to bed. I'll find someplace outdoors to blog
from tomorrow, so don't count yourself lucky for too long!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Day Thirteen - Oban, Mull, and Iona

I am sitting on a bench overlooking sunset on Oban harbor, after
having an absolutely lovely day. It started at the ungodly hour of six
am, since the tour picked up at 6:45. I took a photo to prove that I
was awake then, but the sun was already well risen...it's starting to
get light at four am, and the sun doesn't set until 9:30pm...which
means it's not really pitch dark until around ten. That reminds me of
Dublin, which makes me happy.

We left Oban via ferry, bound for Mull, which is about 45 mins away by
boat. We didn't stop to see anything on Mull, but we drove across it
to get to another ferry bound for Iona. Mull was desolately beautiful,
with very few people, a lot of sheep, and the same miles of mortarless
stone fences that took my breath away on the Aran Islands a couple of
years ago.

But we weren't there for Mull...it was just a means to an end. And the
end was Iona, a haunting, windswept island whose <200 inhabitants
preserve the remnants of a Christian settlement going back hundreds of
years.

As mentioned yesterday, there was an option to go to Staffa and look
at some birds and rocks, but you can't see everything, and so I
prioritized Iona instead. I'm glad I did. While the settlement of St.
Columba has vanished, helped along by repeated Viking raids, there are
the ruins of an abbey and a nunnery that fell victim to Henry VIII's
dissolution of the monasteries (do you see a relationship between my
interests and Henry's targets?). Iona was the cradle of Celtic
Christianity, and was also a great center of learning and art, as
evidenced by the Book of Kells, believed to have been produced in Iona
and currently on display in Trinity College Dublin. They also produced
some fabulous carved stone crosses, eight or twelve feet high, all of
which were gorgeous even though they are n ruins. And all around is
the sea, the sound of birds and sheep, and a completely peaceful
feeling that few places can create.

It helped that today was perfectly gorgeous...over seventy, no clouds,
and essentially the kind of day that isn't supposed to exist in
Scotland. It was really too hot for my soup and tea lunch, but the
soup was amazing, so I made the right choice. After the abbey and
lunch, I walked down a small country lane, sat by a rocky beach, and
contemplated my life. No conclusions, so I'll try again another day.

I was sad to leave Iona...I had seen its only real tourist attraction
in two hours, but it was so peaceful and gorgeous that I could have
stayed a week. Instead, we caught the ferry to Mull, drove across it,
and caught the ferry to Oban. I strolled back to my hotel, refreshed,
and met up with two Australian women from my tour for a hike up to
this abandoned castle overlooking Oban harbor. We had no idea what it
was (still don't) and no idea how to get to it (when we discovered the
steep, switchbacked path strewn with roots and rocks, my companions
probably wished they weren't wearing heels), but we made it to the
top. We were rewarded with gorgeous views and the malicious pleasure
of temporarily interrupting two 'canoodling' teenagers.

After that, and with no desire to have a proper sit-down meal, I
parted ways with my Southern Hemisphere friends and found a fish and
chips place in the main part of town. I took it back the ten minutes
or so to the nice embankment outside my hotel, overlooking the harbor,
where I discovered that they had produced possibly the best fish and
chips I had ever had. It definitely surpassed my first time (with Aunt
Becky, in New Zealand, at a place where they deep fried the whole damn
fish, head and bones included). It also beat my favorite place in
Dublin, and despite the lack of hush puppies and extra crispies, best
out Long John Silver's as well. Amazing stuff...and eating it while
looking out over the harbor just made it that much better.

I've finished watching the sunset since I started this, and I'm about
to lose feeling in my hands from holding the crackberry while typing
with my thumbs, so I think it's time for bed. Until I get proper
internet, you don't get any more pictures...but I'll post a ton of
them when I get the chance. Perhaps tomorrow's hotel will have
internet...we drive through the highlands tomorrow and spend two
nights on the Isle of Skye, so we shall see. Until then, goodnight!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Day Twelve - Scottish Highlands to Oban

When I woke up in Edinburgh this morning, it was grey and
misting...inauspicious to say the least, and most unwelcome since I
had to lug my stuff up a hill to get to the starting point of my tour.
But now, at a quarter to nine pm, the weather is gorgeous...I ate
dinner on an outdoor patio in Oban, wearing a tshirt, which says a lot
about how nice it got. Now I'm sitting in the lounge of my bed and
breakfast, watching the sun set over Oban harbor, and listening to the
cries of the gulls (who did not attempt to steal my dinner, which
makes them preferable to Brighton gulls).

Today's drive was lovely...I was surprised at how markedly different
the Lowlands are from the Highlands, and we drove past many gorgeous
lochs, mountains, etc. I'm really looking forward to tomorrow...we are
going to Iona, the cradle of Gaelic Christianity, with an optional
side trip to Staffa. I will have to decide in the morning whether to
go to Staffa...it apparently has some awesome natural formations,
including the same hexagonal basalt columns that I failed to see at
Giants' Causeway in northern Ireland, but it will depend on how much
time such a tour will cut off of my time on Iona.

In other news, the people on my tour are much younger than
expected...there is one older couple, a few people in their 40s or
50s, and then the rest are in their twenties or thirties. But I was
spared the awkwardness of hanging out tonight because I'm the only
person out of the 16-person bus staying at this hotel, so falling into
my preferred antisocial behavior was quite easy. And the hotel is
lovely...as I mentioned, the lounge (which looks like an old,
well-lived-in parlor) overlooks the harbor, and my room opens with a
bona fide skeleton key...when was the last time you had a real key at
a hotel, rather than a keycard?

But the one drawback about tomorrow is that I have to be ready for
pickup at 6:45am...which is an abomination. Hopefully I will sleep
well...I had a nightmare last night, involving Robert Downing Jr., the
Asian dude from 'Heroes', and some albino raccoons, which I would
prefer not to repeat. So I'm going to finish watching the sunset, lay
out my things for tomorrow, and go to bed!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

JADM Day Eleven - London to Edinburgh

I took a train to Edinburgh today, and it was very lovely. As we
progressed north, the weather cooled and clouds descended, until we
arrived in Edinburgh four and a half hours later in a dense grey
shroud. But the countryside we passed through was gorgeous...the
amount of rape/canola, creating carpets of bright yellow across the
fields, reminded me of our trip to Ukraine around the same time last
year, and I saw lots of sheep and lambs in the pastures. It made me
all the more eager to see the highlands over the next few days.

I did not do any sightseeing; I came for a weekend two years ago while
I was living in Dublin, and there was little left that I wanted to
see. Instead, I made a quick trip to Waterstone's, the British
equivalent of Border's, and bought a book, which I spent the rest of
the day reading (with a break for a nap brought on by the wine I had
with my late lunch/early dinner). I haven't quite finished it, but I
highly, highly recommend it. It's called 'A History of the World in 10
1/2 Chapters,' by Julian Barnes, and it's perfect for reading when you
have to stop and start...it's told like a series of short stories,
although the stories are all brought together by some unifying themes
(Noah's Ark, termites, shipwrecks, love, survival, belief, death,
etc.). My favorites this far included a chapter told as a series of
unanswered letters from an actor on location in the Amazon to his
girlfriend in London, the story of Noah as told from some termite
stowaways, and the 'half-chapter,' narrated by Barnes as himself, in
which he muses on love. This book is definitely a keeper, one that
I'll read again, and if I didn't know that I should sleep so that I
can make it to the start of my tour on time, I would finish it
tonight...but alas, the last two chapters will have to wait.

I'm blogging from my crackberry, since internet in this hotel is an
extortionate ten dollars per hour. So to save my thumbs in
anticipation of future nights of crackberry-blogging, it's time for
bed!

But last (but obviously not least), happy mother's day to all you
mothers out there! I already did the needful (as they say in India)
and called my mother, so you should call yours too!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

JADM Day Ten - Victoria and Albert Museum, London

Today, I went to the V&A museum for the third time on this trip. I still haven't seen everything, but I think I've hit all of the exhibits that were of particular interest to me. The reason it took me such an extraordinary amount of time to see everything is that, unlike many museums, they do allow photography -- and I captured any item that truly fascinated me, as well as taking a picture of the accompanying caption card so that I would remember later what the object was and why I was so interested in it. Consequently, between my three visits to the V&A and the many other wonderful things I've seen on this trip, I'm up to 927 photos in this particular folder in Picasa -- and my trip is only half over!

Today I spent my time in the silver-smithing and metal-working galleries, as well as seeing a bit of sculpture, the collection of old musical instruments, and a brief foray into Islamic and Japanese art. I saw another fabulous epergne, which I photographed from three or four directions. I also saw a seemingly-endless amount of silver plate -- you would think I would be done with silver at this point, but the beauty of the V&A is that many of these galleries are related to technique and craft, so they're excellent for learning a lot about how things were made, what they were used for, how much they originally cost, and the types of people who bought them. So while the silver-working gallery seemed to just be a quick view-in-transit for most of the people at the museum today, I spent over an hour just in that small series of rooms.

They have a small but gorgeous collection of Japanese stuff, and I was particularly enamored with the Japanese lacquered boxes and furniture. They also have some gorgeous Islamic art, especially some large and beautiful carpets. I spent a v. brief amount of time in the Indian exhibits, but at that point the museum was closing, and I had seen better stuff at other museums in the past. I will have to come back to the V&A someday -- some of the exhibits that I would have enjoyed are undergoing renovation, including their jewelry collection, which is reopening on Tuesday :( But seriously, if you ever come to London and are interested in how things are made, you should go to the V&A -- it's amazing.

I spent the early evening packing, and I'm basically done -- luckily I didn't do much shopping while I was here (although I've acquired a small pile of guidebooks, receipts, and other paper products, as I usually do when traveling, and I'm keeping them despite the weight for my 'files' back home), so packing wasn't a problem. I then had dinner at Wagamama -- for those of you counting, yes, that was the fourth time that I ate at Wagamama while in London, but I like noodle dishes, and they make some v. tasty stuff. Now I'm blogging, finding directions for my time in Edinburgh tomorrow (since I sacrificed my Scotland guidebook when packing back home, thinking I didn't need it on a guided tour -- but I should have photocopied the maps), and generally getting psyched up for the next half of my adventure!

I'm super excited for Scotland -- my bus tour leaves early Monday morning. The first day is mostly in the highlands, including the areas that were home to the Campbell clan and the Dukes of Argyll. Tuesday is the islands of Mull and Iona, which I'm really looking forward to -- I had wanted to go to Iona when I was in Ireland two years ago, but never got to it. Wednesday we visit Glencoe, where the Macdonalds were massacred in the 1600s, before spending both Wednesday and Thursday nights on the Isle of Skye (and the hotel apparently looks out over the harbor, yay). Then Friday it's back through the Highlands (with a stop at Loch Ness!), before ending up in Edinburgh Friday evening. It should be gorgeous, and if I don't come away with a million ideas for romance novels, I'll be v. surprised.

Hopefully I'll have regular internet while I'm in Scotland, but I don't think it's v. likely, so my posts may be short, poorly-formatted affairs from my BlackBerry. However, I know that I have an addiction to the internet that rivals heroin and meth in terms of the consequences it's having on my life (since it's a gateway to all sorts of mindless procrastination) and the withdrawal pains I suffer when I lose it (as evidenced by how twitchy I get when I'm not within range of a working BlackBerry or laptop). So maybe having to go without internet for a few days is a good thing. Granted, the BlackBerry will help to tide me over -- but I may have to get rid of the thing when I'm back in the US. We'll see if I can actually part ways with it, though -- unlike drugs, you pay a flat rate for phones and internet connections, so the monetary costs of my habit are unlikely to ever outweigh my ability to pay them, which makes it harder to seek help. Unless I get arrested for selling drugs to fund my Comcast and AT&T bills, which would just be sad.

Anyway, that was a v. long paragraph when the real point was that you may or may not get regular posts for the rest of the trip. But please don't leap to the automatic conclusion that I'm dead -- I'll try to post every day even if it's just a hello from the BlackBerry. Now I'm going to bed so that I can schlep my stuff to the train station tomorrow. Goodnight!

Friday, May 09, 2008

JADM Day Nine - Wallace Collection, British Library

It's a shame that neither of the places that I visited today allowed photography, because I saw some truly amazing things on the ninth day of the Jane Austen Death March.

My first stop was the Wallace Collection, a museum that I had never heard of before. But, I was perusing my London guidebook last night and thought that this museum sounded intriguing, so I decided to check it out. I am thrilled that I did -- if you are ever in London and have an appreciation for/interest in pre-1900 art, French furnishings, medieval armor, porcelain, or just lovely interiors, you should definitely put this museum at the top of your list. The collection was amassed by four Marquesses of Hertford in the 1800s, and donated to the nation in the early 1900s. And they acquired some truly marvelous things -- it's difficult to imagine what it must have been like to live in such ridiculous splendor, given the complete opulence of the rooms and the priceless works of art that covered the walls.

They had a pretty significant number of paintings by the Dutch masters, as well as a number of Venetian works by Canaletto (who must have been popular in the early 1800s given the number of Regency interiors I've seen over the past week that have featured his works). There were several portraits by Gainsborough and Reynolds, two of the preeminent portrait artists of the late 1700s. One of my favorite areas was the grand staircase, where the first floor landing featured some gorgeous works by Boucher. They also had a huge collection of furniture, much of it French, with many pieces featuring intricate marquetry. There was one secretaire, approximately as tall as I am, made of oak and veneered with four or five other woods (holly, ebony, etc.) and edged in gilded bronze; another room featured an eight-foot-long writing table, also edged with gilded bronze, and surrounded by two armoires, a whole row of sumptous bookcases with glass doors, gorgeous armchairs with gilded arms and silk seat coverings, a gilded chandelier hanging overhead, and thick red damask covering the walls.

I wanted to have lunch in the cafe to extend the experience, but no wonder the guidebook said that lunch there would be a highlight of a visit -- entrees cost approximately $40. Unwilling to spend $50 or $70 on lunch, I ate at McDonalds instead -- not a particularly fitting break after such a beautiful museum, but at least I didn't feel broke afterwards.

My next stop was the British Library. As you might expect, I'm a sucker for books -- in fact, one of my favorite outings during my entire stay in Dublin was the time that Darragh and Liz took me to the Chester Beatty Library. But the British Library was like a dream come true for a book lover -- they have two of the four surviving original copies of the Magna Carta (one of which was on display), an early copy of 'Beowulf', an original Gutenburg Bible, some paper and papyrus Biblical texts from the first few centuries AD, and a whole host of medieval illuminated manuscripts. They don't just collect Western manuscripts, however; they were displaying some truly lovely early manuscripts, from the age when each page was essentially an intricate painting, from all of the world's major religions. I was of course drawn to the Hindu manuscripts, but the Japanese, Islamic, and Jewish manuscripts were gorgeous as well.

Their collection extends right up to the present day; from the religious texts, I progressed past some letters written by the Tudors, a bunch of writing from Shakespeare and his contemporaries, through a host of other authors (and musicians -- they had some of the original scores from Mozart, Beethoven, and Handel), and made a quick stop to see the intricately decorated diplomatic letters sent between Raffles (the British dude who put Singapore on the map) and the various kings and chiefs of the surrounding islands. There were handwritten manuscripts for 19th-century works like handwritten Charlotte Bronte's 'Jane Eyre' and Thomas Hardy's 'Tess of the d'Urbervilles' -- and to make the Jane Austen Death March worthy of its name, they had Jane Austen's traveling writing desk and a letter she had written to her sister Cassandra. They also had some twentieth-century authors, including Sylvia Plath. And if you're into the Beatles, one display case included John Lennon's original scribbled lyrics for 'A Hard Day's Night', written on the back of a birthday card for his son; there were also Paul McCartney's lyrics for 'Yesterday', and the original lyrics for 'Ticket to Ride'.

So all in all, it was another v. worthwhile day of sightseeing. I made it back to my hotel around seven, and spent a fruitless few minutes on the phone with a friendly customer service agent in India in an attempt to top up the balance on a sim card that I bought for my phone yesterday. He was laughably effusive in his compliments to me -- he said that I sounded incredibly confident, and that it was a true pleasure to talk to someone who was so confident and willing to give him the information he needed. Also, when I said my name was 'Sara Wampler', he said something about how he could imagine that he was dealing with Sarah Jessica Parker, which was apparently a compliment. However, it ended just like many of my interactions ended with service-sector employees of most companies (outside my own, of course) in India -- he was v. friendly and seemed genuinely eager to help, but ten minutes later I got a text msg from the company saying I couldn't top up -- they can't accept non-UK credit cards. So I ventured outside, topped up at a nearby store, and spent a couple of hours on the phone with my parents tonight (when I wasn't washing the rest of my laundry in the sink).

My mother laughed outright when I said that I haven't figured out my life this week -- she said that she's heard me declare that I would figure things out several times in the past, and wasn't expecting for it to happen this week either. And she has a point -- but I'm going to reach the point sooner rather than later when I have to decide whether to go back to my current employer, whether to strike out in a different direction in the corporate world, whether to abandon corporate America altogether, and if so, what to abandon it for. The fact that I'm not sure and can't see the path ahead of me is making me v. nervous, even if I'm trying to bury the nerves under the excitement of travel. So I'll make the new grandiose declaration that I'll figure it all out on my bus trip to Scotland next week -- but obviously that's a long shot.

Now, though, I should really go to bed. Tomorrow's my last full day in England; I leave Sunday morning to go to Edinburgh, where my bus tour starts on Monday. Yay!

Days 7-8 Photos - Greenwich, Battle















Astride the Prime Meridian in Greenwich.















The Tower of London as viewed from a ferry on the Thames; this is the famed Traitor's Gate, through which Anne Boleyn and others arrived via the Thames to be imprisoned and/or executed.
















The battlefield at Hastings.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

JADM Day Eight - Battle of Hastings

Today I slept in a bit to recover some of my stamina after a week of near-constant touring, and then hopped on a train for an afternoon journey to Battle, the village that is home to the site of the Battle of Hastings. If you've lived under a rock your entire life and failed to take note of even the most basic aspects of Western civilization, the Battle of Hastings was when William the Conqueror invaded England from Normandy in 1066, killing the English King Harold and taking the English crown. And the rest, as they say, is history, since the Norman Conquest created the Britain that exists today.

I was surprisingly moved by the battleground, even though a thousand years is more than enough to wipe away all traces of a battle fought with arrows, swords, and battleaxes. But the audioguide was pretty good, and the long path curving around the battlefield took you into the valley below so that you could better appreciate the difficulties of the Normans' approach up the hill to the English shields waiting at the top. The hill isn't on par with the foothills in California, but it's still steep enough that you wouldn't want to have to go up it under a hail of arrows and stones, and Harold clearly had a strategic advantage that he unfortunately wasn't able to capitalize upon. It didn't help that he was killed during the battle, making all capitalization rather pointless for him anyway. But I had tears in my eyes listening to the description of Harold -- I never cry over my own issues, but give me a thirty-second monologue in a British accent about the doomed English king, and I'm ready to lose it.

The only building on the site is Battle Abbey, which was mostly destroyed by Henry VIII's followers as part of the dissolution of the monasteries during the break from the Catholic Church. Overall, the abbey ruins and the beautiful grassy fields of the battleground were incredibly peaceful, and it was a really nice outing -- while I really like London, it was nice to get out into the country and to a place that isn't thronging with tourists. Tourists do go to Battle, but only in handfuls compared to the crowds at Bath, Windsor, etc., so it almost felt like I had the place to myself.

I did not see or hear any mention of William de Warenne, one of William the Conqueror's advisors who fought with him at Hastings -- Uncle Mark claims we're descended from him, which made the tour all the more exciting, but the audiotour focused solely on William and Harold, and didn't talk about any of the other participants. But it was just a little surreal to think that I was standing on the ground where one of my ancestors fought almost a thousand years ago -- even though I probably wouldn't want to meet him, since views about issues like women's rights and general freedom and sanitation weren't particularly enlightened when he lived.

After finishing the tour and getting just the tiniest sunburn on the battlefield, I had a late afternoon snack in Battle -- I could really get used to having tea and scones (instead of just tea, which is what I usually have in the afternoon anyway). Then I came back to London, did some laundry, and worked on some stuff until now. I'm not sure what's on tap for tomorrow -- I had planned to go to Salisbury/Stonehenge, but there are some other museums I want to see, so it depends on the weather and how early I get up. Goodnight!

Day Six Photos - Bath, pt. 2




















Thousands of years of history -- the bottom is the great Roman bath (the water is now green because it's uncovered, permitting algae growth, but in Roman times there was a roof and the water stayed clear); the upper segments were Georgian additions when Bath became popular in the 18th century; and the building looming in the background is Bath Abbey.




















King Bladud, a mythical king who allegedly found the baths, and was cured of leprosy by them - I think 'Bladud' would be a great name for a celebrity kid.















The River Avon passing under the Pulteney Bridge.















The tea room in the Bath Assembly Rooms -- the Assembly Rooms were another hot place to visit during the Regency period, and dances and card games were available almost every night of the season.

Day Six Photos - Bath, pt. 1















The Pump Room outside the Roman Baths - this was the preeminent spot to see and be seen during the Regency period, when people came to take the waters and gossip about each other.















Bath Abbey, rebuilt by Elizabeth I after her father destroyed the first one.




















The nave of Bath Abbey, looking toward the altar. The guy at the entrance specifically mentioned that we were welcome to take photos.















Bath train station is just as lovely as the rest of the town.

Day 5 Photos - Brighton















The external facade of the Royal Pavilion at Brighton -- it looked v. strangely like some of the stuff I saw in India.















My tea with sandwiches and scones on the balcony of the Royal Pavilion.















A mangy seagull right before he attempted to steal my sandwiches.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

JADM Day Seven - Greenwich, Lord of the Rings Musical

I well and truly indulged my inner dork today -- I managed to hit up a planetarium, a naval museum, and a Lord of the Rings musical in the same day. The only way it could have gotten worse was if I had dressed up for the musical, or written this blog post in Klingon. But I don't know Klingon, so we're all safe!

The day started in Greenwich, at the Royal Observatory, site of the Prime Meridian. I took the requisite photo of my feet astride the meridian, but didn't spend much time in the observatory itself; I got kind of a late start because I was exhausted, and I was more interested in the Maritime History Museum nearby. That museum was great -- if I write pirate romances someday, I'll have to come back and con them into letting me do actual research there, since they apparently have some fabulous documents in their library. They also have some really nice displays on the trans-Atlantic trading routes, the voyages of exploration, and some of Britain's naval battles -- mostly a lot about Admiral Nelson (who fought and died at Trafalgar, not at Trafalgar Square as the girl in Bath mentioned yesterday). They even had the uniform in which he was shot, with the bullethole clearly visible in the shoulder, and I was inordinately excited to see it.

I took a ferry up the Thames to get back to central London, and had a quick dinner before heading to the Royal Theatre in Drury Lane for the 'Lord of the Rings' musical. For what it's worth, I did *not* seek out the LOTR musical because it was LOTR -- the Royal Theatre was opened around 1812, and was quite popular at the time, so I wanted to see it. I won't deny that I was thrilled when I found out what was playing, though -- and the combination was great.

I really enjoyed the production. I can't say that I enjoyed the script or the story -- it was rather laughable how they had to script things to try to make any sense at all when cutting a 1000-page series down to a three-hour musical with a twenty-minute intermission. If you thought that the movies made some unacceptable cuts, you would be appalled by the musical. They cut out Rohan entirely (so no Eomer, no Eowyn, and no scene of Eowyn killing the Nazgul), but inexplicably turned Theoden into Denethor (Aragorn showed up to tell Denethor that Boromir was dead, then Denethor was cured and fought with them in the ensuing battle). Faramir was nowhere to be found, and Isengard, Helm's Deep, and Minas Tirith all seemed to be one place (and one battle). They solved the whole problem of how to get Frodo and Sam out of the volcano even more neatly than Tolkien did -- they dispensed with the eagles entirely, and just had Sam say 'let's go find our friends', and then they turned around and were at the coronation of Aragorn.

However, while the storyline was ridiculous (and if you hadn't read the books, would probably have been completely incomprehensible), the actual production itself was simply breathtaking. The Royal Theatre is quite tall, and they had vines stretching out from the stage across the first few private viewing boxes -- and they had quite a theme of including the audience in the play. At one point towards the end, some orcs appeared in the audience -- and since I had switched seats at intermission to have a better view, and was sitting quite alone several rows back in my section, I had the unsettling feeling of two different orcs breathing down my neck. And during Gandalf's encounter with the Balrog, which closed the Act One, a strong wind picked up in the theatre, blowing pieces of confetti into the crowd that looked like burning embers in the light.

But the most amazing things were: 1) the stage, 2) the suspension acts, and 3) the orcs. The stage was a huge set of four revolving, concentric circles. The middle two circles were cut into eight wedges each, while the outer ring and inner circle were whole. Each piece could rise or fall independently, and the rise was quite high -- I'm guessing thirty feet at least. The stage was constantly in motion to suggest mountains, stairs, travel, etc., and the coordination and planning that would have gone into making sure that everyone could dance and fight across a stage that was constantly switching levels was astonishing.

The suspension acts were also amazing. While not exactly on par with Cirque du Soleil, there were several segments (particularly involving elves) in which people were suspended and dancing in air. They spent a lot more time in Lothlorien than would have been expected, but the woman who played Galadriel had an amazing voice, and she did a great job of singing while entering by descending from the ceiling. Even though she, Arwen, and Elrond all did some weird hand gestures that looked like ninja sign language whenever they spoke, the use of suspension was quite good.

Finally, the orcs were v. impressive. They were much more acrobatic than I would have expected; they each carried two 'swords' that were attached to their arms like crutches, which they used to jump around and do flips and somersaults. Even better were the Uruk-hai -- they needed to be bigger than the other orcs, and they achieved this by wearing curved, springy stilts that allowed them to leap around rather menacingly. The coordination they required was even more impressive than the other cast members, since they were all twirling, flipping, cartwheeling, etc. as the floor levels changed by several feet at a time.

So while some parts were ridiculous (like Aragorn's makeup -- he inexplicably had linebacker paint under his eyes, or Boromir's death scene -- he went through such agonized death throes that I believe the Aragorn actor had to rock back and forth violently in 'grief' just to cover up the 'dead' Boromir's heavy breathing after all his exertions), most of it was fantastic -- the Balrog, the spider Shelob, the battle of Helms Deep/Minas Tirith, the later partial battle at the Black Gate, the musical segment in Lothlorien, the Black Riders (who were v. menacing, although they never showed up on wings), and even the hobbit dancing segment at the beginning were all technically magnificent. And I cried, quite unexpectedly, at the end, which is always a good sign, although I didn't have to blow my nose like the guy a couple of rows away from me.

Now that I've thoroughly bored you with a description of a musical you probably won't ever see (it's closing in London this summer, and there probably aren't a lot of stages that can accomodate the production elsewhere), and confirmed that I am beyond hope when it comes to being 'cool' or 'normal', I think it's time for bed!

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

JAMD Day Six - Bath, Sir John Soane's Museum

It seems like every day is mysteriously the best day of the entire trip. I know that that's impossible, but I actually can't pick out a favorite right now. I suppose last Thursday is the 'worst', only because I was on a plane or public transport until almost 3pm London time...but as soon as I had showered, everything was fine, and it's just kept getting better.

Today was Bath -- I had planned to go this Friday, but decided that the weather is so gorgeous that I should take advantage of it. And today was absolutely lovely -- over seventy degrees, barely a cloud in the sky, just the occasional (and v. welcome) light breeze as I strolled through the town.

Bath was one of the premier destinations for the fashionable crowd in the early 1800s, fueled in part by their desire to 'take the waters', which was supposed to help with all sorts of ailments. But unlike the Romans before them, the main purpose was not to bathe in them (although that also happened); instead, they drank the waters in the Pump Room, which was constructed for that purpose. They also attended balls in the Assembly Rooms, admired the newly-constructed Royal Crescent, and promenaded along the River Avon.

So I went to Bath, intent on experiencing all of these things. My first stop was No. 1 Royal Crescent, one of the townhouses on that famous semi-circular strip that was the premier address in Bath. Few of the visiting aristocrats owned houses in Bath; they let them for the season, which ran during the winter months, before returning to homes in London or the countryside. No. 1 Royal Crescent briefly housed the Duke of York (the Prince Regent's brother), and has now been turned into a museum of Bath/Regency living. I couldn't take photos, but I did take copious notes -- and the guides in each room were some of the most pleasant, talkative, excited guides I've ever had, clearly thrilled to point out anything and everything of interest. I also listened to a brief talk given by some American girl (appeared to be a college student), who had done some research on one of the women depicted in a painting in the house. Her research seemed sound, but she talked way too fast (hypocritical of me, I know), and I enjoyed hearing the elderly British tourists tittering when she mispronounced 'Edinburgh' and 'Thames' and said that Nelson fought in the Battle of Trafalgar Square. Spiteful of me, but I can't help it.

After finishing up with the Royal Crescent, I went to the Assembly Rooms. They now conveniently house the Bath Museum of Fashion, which was fantastic -- they had a multitude of interesting dresses and suits, and a great audioguide. I was also able to see the main ballroom, card room, and tea room of the old Assembly Rooms, and it was fun to picture what it must have looked like when it was full of dancers, chaperones, musicians, servants, etc.

I then strolled back toward the older part of Bath, stopping briefly to admire the River Avon -- the Pulteney Bridge spans the river, and since the bridge is an obvious copy of the shop-lined Ponte Vecchio in Florence, it was lovely to see. But I didn't have time to dally -- next on the list was the Roman Baths and Pump Room.

Even though 'Roman' is in the name of the 'Roman Baths', I kind of forgot that that's what they were all about -- I've been in such an orgy of Regency-period history that it's been easy to forget about the thousands of years of British history that came before George IV and the melodramatic overindulgence of high society in the early 1800s. But the Roman Baths were impressive, almost to a haunting degree -- to some extent it reminded me of the Coliseum, which probably topped my list of favorite attractions in Italy (other than the gigantic steak I had one night in Florence, but I had been in India for three months at that point, which is why 'steak' managed to beat out all of Venice in my affections). They've done an excellent job with the preservation and presentation -- the audioguide had hundreds of little commentaries, and if I had had the time, I probably could have spent several hours just listening to the audioguide. But it wasn't meant to be -- and just seeing the baths was in some ways better than listening to all of the guide stuff. It was just so cool walking through these Roman ruins, knowing that people were making pilgrimages to the site two millennia ago from all over the Roman empire, back when getting to Bath would have been a difficult and dangerous undertaking, unlike now, when the worst thing that happened to me was a delayed Underground train.

I sampled the waters in the Pump Room for myself -- and I have to say that they seem unlikely to be that helpful for illness. Then again, if my parents had given me Bath's waters to cure my coughs as a child, it probably would have had the same effect as what they did give me -- just like 'the recipe', which was a capful of Black Velvet whisky in a small glass of Coke, the Bath waters would have made me suppress my cough just to avoid another treatment. Bath's waters taste a lot like warm, salty bathwater, and I don't recommend them.

But, I had tea and sandwiches in the Pump Room with my glass of the waters, and while the service seemed rather surly, the room was enchanting. Then, I made a quick swing through Bath Abbey, conveniently located next to the Roman Baths (where the Roman curators are likely secretly praying for a disaster to befall the Abbey so that they can excavate under it, since they suspect there are many more ruins there but can't get to them). The Abbey was built by Elizabeth I to replace a much older abbey that her father had destroyed during the whole break-up with the Pope, and it was nice but couldn't compare to St. George's at Windsor.

The reason I was in such a hurry was because I wanted to get back to London by around seven -- tonight was the only night of the month that Sir John Soane's Museum is open from 6-9 for a special candlelight opening. Soane was an architect during the Regency period, and he donated his house virtually intact, which has been preserved ever since. Because everything's out in the open, like someone's still living there, and v. fragile, they're pretty serious about limiting crowds -- so I stood in line outside for an hour, and then felt like I had some of the rooms almost to myself. The line did provide some amusement; one girl got in line behind me, stood for three minutes, called a friend, said 'getting a bit of culture is tedious beyond belief', and left. Then, when I was finally at the front of the line, these two drunk Russian teenagers showed up, tried to walk straight in, then continued to stand on the steps, allowing people to leave but not letting anyone in, and pretending not to understand the guard when he told them to leave. So I had to wait until the kids finally took off while the guard was on the phone with the police before I could be admitted.

But when I got inside, it was pure magic -- Soane was an extraordinary collector, and because he was an architect who believed in clean, classical styles, he had turned a whole townhouse into a virtual museum even during his lifetime so that he could use the pieces to inspire himself and his students. Various pieces of Greek and Roman ruins lined the walls, and he had thousands of beautifully-bound books in the cases lining many of the main rooms. He had this quaint little study that I lusted after -- really no bigger than a closet, but looking into this interior skylight/well filled with plants and pieces of sculpture. There was a fantastic eight-day chronometer, some lovely stained glass on a glazed/enclosed balcony/'loggia' along one side of the drawing room (with a note that most of the glass was a reproduction after being damaged by 'enemy action' in 1941). He had the sarcophagus of Seti I (if I remember correctly) at the bottom of another interior courtyard, with this huge cast of a famous statue of Apollo facing across the second level of the same courtyard.

The best room, though, was the picture gallery. The guide ushered a bunch of us in, closed the door, and proceeded to surprise me. The paintings on the walls were of 'The Rake's Progress', each of which were interesting in their own right. But, it turns out that three of the four walls are actually panels that open to reveal more artwork. The artwork beneath is more fragile, and so the panels served to protect it, allowing Soane to open the panels a couple of times each day for inspiration or to show to students, and then closing them the rest of the time to prevent damage from the light. But the best was last -- the final panel (which had a painting of 'Futtypoor Cikri', which I believe is Fatehpur Sikri outside of Agra) opened to reveal a set of drawings for Soane's renovation of the Bank, his plans for the Masonic Temple in London, and some other architectural stuff...and then opened again to reveal a small, hidden room, with a gorgeous statue, skylights, and more art.

All in all, the museum was fabulous -- and since it was free, and full of such amazing stuff, it was well worth hurrying back from Bath. Seeing it in the candlelight was even better, and gave me just a little bit of a hint of what a Regency house, with all of its silks and brocades and velvets, would have looked like at night.

Now, I'm absolutely exhausted -- I got back to my hotel a little before ten, washed some clothes in the sink, annotated the 260ish photos I've taken in the last two days, and wrote this absurdly long post. Tomorrow's another crazy day, so I should go to bed! I'll likely post pics tomorrow if I'm not too tired, so at least you have something other than another novella to look forward to.

Monday, May 05, 2008

JADM Day Five - Brighton

I left for Brighton today expecting to be thoroughly disappointed. That goes against my whole plan to eagerly look for and enjoy every adventure on this trip, but is probably truer to my cynical and pessimistic nature.

The only reason I wanted to go to Brighton was to see the Royal Pavilion, built by George IV when he was still just the Prince of Wales, before becoming Prince Regent due to his father's madness in 1810 [note: hopefully you're happy that I continue to give mini history lessons in these posts, but I'm unlikely to stop, particularly since if you came to this blog looking for scandal and salacious stories of a co-ed style rampage across Europe, you're in for a disappointment -- it's the Jane Austen Death March, kids, not the Love Parade]. The Prince of Wales originally went to Brighton with one of his mistresses on a holiday when he was trying to be 'economical', and stayed in a farmhouse because he was short of funds due to his rather profligate lifestyle. He fell in love with Brighton, bought the farmhouse, and ended up converting it into a small palace -- the farmhouse itself ended up becoming just one drawing room in the larger building.

As I said, I thought I would be disappointed -- but the Royal Pavilion is amazing. I couldn't take pictures inside, so I bought the guidebook for future reference. The outside, though, looks v. similar to some of the buildings I saw in India -- he was going for a fully 'Oriental' look, resulting in a chinioserie style mix of Indian, Chinese, and Japanese influences. So while the outside had domes and turrets similar to the Mughal architecture of northern India, the dining room was this extravagant 'Chinese' fantasy, with a giant sculpted dragon mounted on the ceiling to support a massive chandelier (with six or eight smaller dragons 'breathing fire' into lotus-blossom lanterns) over the thirty-person dining room table. The music room was even more impressive, with 26,000 gold-leafed scallop shells lining the inside of a domed roof, an organ with lacquered/japanned pipes, and an Axminster carpet so thick that you could sink into it.

I stopped in the middle of the tour to catch my breath from all the extravagance, and had a proper tea on the second-floor balcony overlooking the park below. It was a gorgeous day - no rain, approximately seventy degrees, and just like my Irish friends, when the weather's nice in Britain, it seems that every single English person able to walk gets out, finds the nearest piece of grass, and tries to get a tan. I ate my salmon and cucumber sandwich, my fruit scone with clotted cream and jam, and drank my tea, keeping a keen eye on the seagull that brazenly tried to steal my sandwich when I sat down. It was a really nice break, and a little surreal to think of how quickly things change - 200 years is really a historical blink of the eye, and I'm sure that when the Prince of Wales was entertaining his mistresses and cronies at Brighton in 1808, he had no expectation whatsoever that commoners (and American commoners at that!) would be tramping through his rooms and taking tea on his balcony someday.

I finished up the tour, bought the guidebook, sighed wistfully, and walked over to the Brighton Dome, a museum housed in the former stables of the palace. The stables were architecturally interesting as well, and not very stable-like, but I wasn't there for that -- instead, I went directly to their special exhibit on British chinioserie. There were lots of cool things there, and the guards probably thought I was strange for taking copious notes (no photography allowed). But the best thing was another epergne - this one was shaped like a pagoda, with a large bowl inside the pagoda. Then, there were four smaller mesh baskets suspended from 'branches', and four small plates supported by vines twining up from the feet of the pagoda. The whole thing was made of silver, and the craftsmanship was outstanding. Chinioserie was well on its way out of fashion when the Prince of Wales revived it in Brighton, but I could see use for some judicious chinioserie trimmings in the houses of characters in my future novels. My current hero's family is too pragmatic for such overblown decor, but I'm sure I'll have fussier families crop up in the future.

I made it back to London in time for a late dinner, took a shower, and planned what to do tomorrow. I had intended to go to Greenwich tomorrow, but the weather forecast for tomorrow looks fantastic, so I think I'm going to go to Bath instead. Then I need to start prioritizing what I must see vs. what I want to see vs. what is nice to see -- I technically want to see Greenwich, Dover, Canterbury, York, Oxford, the Battle of Hastings site, Kew Gardens, Salisbury/Stonehenge, more of the V&A, the Museum of London, the Soane museum, and some other random stuff, but I only have five days in which to do all of that (four, if I take tomorrow for Bath). Bah.

Okay, time for bed! I'll likely post pictures tomorrow, in case you care and/or are getting tired of reading such long posts.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

JADM Day Four - Hampton Court, V&A Museum

This will be quicker than usual, since I'm about to run out of time on my internet connection and don't want to deal with the free internet on the tv tonight. But, I had another great day of history-packed tourism, starting with a trip out to Hampton Court. Hampton Court is an interesting mishmash of architectural styles; one half is Tudor, and was one of the main (and only surviving) palaces of Henry VIII, and the other was designed by Christopher Wren in the late 1600s for William and Mary (of 'Glorious Revolution' fame) and refurbished again by George II and his wife Caroline in the 1700s. I toured the later half first, and was only partially impressed; it's hard to be impressed when you've recently been to Windsor, I suppose, since much of it seemed like not-quite-so-good replica of many of the State Apartment rooms at Windsor.

However, the Tudor wing was really good, probably helped along by the fact that Henry VIII had such a tremendous personality and executed so many people, in addition to the whole thing with his six wives and the separation from the Catholic church. They've done a great job turning the Tudor kitchens into a really detailed tour, with a lot of 'food historians' who are on hand demonstrating how meat was roasted, the jobs of the various cooks and kitchen staff, etc. Contrasting the opulent Henry VIII apartments (only a few rooms of which survive due to the later passion for renovation) with the huge, efficient, and likely incredibly uncomfortable Tudor kitchens that were capable of turning out 600 meals at a time was quite interesting.

After Hampton Court, I came back to London and went to the V&A Museum again (pics below). Between the Tudor stuff at Hampton Court and the stuff I saw today (focused on Britain from 1500-1700), I want to write earlier romance novels at some point in the future - medievals were my first romance novel love, but they fell out of favor in the 1990s, and I'm hoping that I can help to bring them back. Of course, I'll stay true to romance novel tradition and make sure that I create heroes and heroines who have an unusual fetish for cleanliness and an altogether anachronistic ability to conduct their sexual affairs in complete privacy.

I had dinner at Wagamama and spent the rest of the evening reading up on the Tudors and annotating today's pictures. Tomorrow's another excursion outside of London - likely to Brighton. Wish me luck!

PS - Mom and Dad, I still haven't purchased a phone card - I'll try to call you later this week.

Days 3-4 - Victoria and Albert Museum, Hampton Court




















V&A - A Chippendale bed, ca. 1775.




















V&A - Woman's court mantua, 1775-1785. This one was cut down and reused a few decades later, salvaging the intricate embroidery but removing the out-of-fashion hoops that would have made it impossible to walk straight through a door in the original gown.















Interior courtyard at Hampton Court.




















V&A - Vauxhall admission ticket, 1786. Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens feature prominently in a number of romance novels, probably because any number of indiscreet liaisons happened there, which makes it an easy place to send your heroine if you want her to be able to flirt without being ruined in the process.

Days 3-4 - Victoria and Albert Museum, Hampton Court















V&A - The cafe in the V&A Museum is one of the most opulent I've ever eaten in, and happily the price doesn't match the decor.





















V&A - Muslin gown with shawl, 1800. The Regency period (and the decade before it) saw a shocking move toward more classically-influenced women's apparel, with an emphasis on draping, that abandoned the full petticoats, long tapered waists, panniers, and powdered hair/wigs of the previous decades.





















V&A - A remnant of the 'Glass Drawing Room' for the Duke and Duchess of Northumberland in 1770. Now imagine an entire large room with walls done in this glazed crimson and gold gilt.
















V&A - A late 18th-century epergne, which served as a centerpiece to hold fruit or other objects. I'm glad I know what one looks like now, since there is already one on the table in my romance novel when Malcolm's 'enemy' arrives to toss a sheep's head at it.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

JADM Day 3 - Victoria & Albert Museum, London

After doing remarkably well with jetlag on my first full day in London, I ended up not really falling asleep until almost four a.m. last night. Consequently, I somehow managed to sleep until after eleven -- I shut off my alarm while I was still asleep, and so ended up changing my plans for today. I had meant to leave the city for parts unknown, but instead went to London's Victoria and Albert Museum.

Simply put, the place was spectacularly up my alley -- so much so that I spent five hours there and still have to go back tomorrow to see the other half of what I wanted to see. Luckily, the main museum is free -- but the first thing I did was pay to enter the special exhibition called 'Thomas Hope: Regency Designer." I'm thrilled that I did; cameras weren't allowed in the special exhibition, but I took copious notes. They had recreated a few of his rooms, and many of his furnishings, sculptures, and artworks were on display. Between this, the State Rooms at Windsor Palace, Aspley House, and my planned visits to Brighton, Bath, and some other musuems, I'm getting a tremendous feel for pre- and post-Regency British interior design, which is fueling all sorts of ideas for future books. I wanted to buy the book they were selling outside the exhibit, but it costs 50 pounds and seems to weigh that much as well, which would destroy my baggage allowance. Sigh.

After the exhibit, I had a sandwich in the outrageously opulent museum cafe (will post pics tomorrow when I'm logged onto my computer rather than the internet connection on my room's tv) and used the museum map to plot my plan of attack for the rest of the museum. While I do love Asian design (and they have nearly a whole floor of it, in addition to a special exhibition on China), I decided to skip all things non-British and prioritize time periods that may be useful for future romance novels. However, I only made it to two sections -- Britain 1760-1900, and the fashion gallery.

The great thing about this museum is that it's focused primarily on art and design, but with a heavy emphasis on furnishings, textiles, and craftsmanship. This makes it ideal for better understanding the lifestyles of the upper classes (since fewer artifacts from lower classes have survived, and anyway who wants to read a romance novel about two peasants with dim prospects and limited life expectancy?), and is preferable to me personally since I've always liked just about any other kind of decorative, musical, or written art over paintings.

So I got to see all sorts of furnishings, and some mouthwatering replicas of drawing rooms, wall-hangings, etc. I also got to see a lot of interesting fashion -- Tammy would have been more interested in the modern fashions, including a poster of Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss modeling Calvin Klein underwear ca1990, as well as a velour Juicy Coutur tracksuit, but I preferred the great 1800s day gowns. Also, who says the Victorians didn't have a sense of humor -- one exhibit mentioned that in honor of Queen Victoria's Golden Jubilee, someone made bustles (which go under your skirt to make your derriere look bigger, balancing out the hoopskirts that were popular at the time) that played 'God Save the Queen' when you sat on them.

After leaving, I had dinner at an Italian restaurant near my hotel, where I had a glass of wine with dinner and a glass of Bailey's with dessert in an effort to ensure that I fall asleep tonight. I also wrote five or six (small, notebook) pages about a romance novel that I want to write after this one -- I had originally thought that the girl in that book would by Malcolm's sister (Malcolm is the hero of my current book) -- but now I think that I want to set it in the Georgian period (likely early 1770s or late 1790s) and increase the conflict for the girl by ensuring that she has no family she would be willing to turn to when the hero of that book shows up to take revenge for some evildoings perpetrated by her late husband. It all sounds farcical now (what romance isn't?), but I've got some good ideas for it -- and the possibility that I can work in the long-awaited character of Salim the Moor, which my friend Salim has lobbied heavily for.

I spent the last hour uploading today's pictures (all 169 of them) and annotating them using Picasa's captioning software. I'll hook the internet up to my laptop tomorrow and post some of them, but now I'm going to bed!

Friday, May 02, 2008

JADM Day Two - Windsor Castle

Today, I managed to rouse myself (after sleeping for nearly eleven hours) and catch a train to Windsor Castle. The castle is apparently England’s second-busiest attraction (after the Tower of London), and at first I was concerned that it wouldn’t be worth the effort -- the line to enter was ~20mins, and shortly behind me was a family with a toddler who was screaming the entire time we were in line. However, after purchasing a ticket and passing through the metal detectors (where the woman operating the x-ray machine was sure I had a knife in my purse), I quickly determined that the castle surpassed its own hype.

The castle has been the residence of England’s royal family for 900 years, making it the oldest continuously-inhabited royal palace in the world. The exterior is quite impressive and ‘castle-like’; in fact, I was amused to hear during one of the audiotour segments that George IV (who was the Prince Regent during the madness of George III, and the ostentatious man whom the Regency period is named after) added ten meters to the top of the Round Tower during his reign to make it even more impressive. If that’s the case, I can’t wait to go to Brighton, where he built a pavilion that was so over-the-top that his niece, Queen Victoria, gave it away during her reign.

I’m a sucker for audiotours and for reading every available placard, so I spent a lot of time at Windsor. In particular, the State Apartments were incredible, and I felt compelled to listen to the audiotours for every single room. The State Apartments were packed with priceless paintings and furnishings, all designed to further the grandeur of the royal family and the British state. One of the sets of china (created for William IV and used at the coronation dinner for Queen Victoria) cost nearly 300,000 pounds in the 1830s, so you can imagine how elaborate it is given that it would cost millions of dollars today (if you could find anyone capable of reproducing it, which you probably couldn’t).

One of the bizarre things about all of this was how strange it was to imagine being, say, Queen Elizabeth II, and having mementos from your own life on display, to the public, in areas of your own home while you are still alive. One room contained dolls and dresses that had been given to Elizabeth and her sister on a state visit to France when they were still little girls. Another room contained various wedding pictures and mementos celebrating the sixtieth anniversary of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. And another room contained her official state portrait. Granted, she’s probably used to all of this by now, but regardless of how glamorous the life of a royal is, they give up a lot of freedom for it -- and they can no longer chop off heads or lay siege to other kingdoms, so it doesn’t seem like the benefits are quite as awesome as they used to be.

I’m not sure whether I was more impressed by the State Apartments (splendid receiving rooms, dining rooms, bedrooms, and staircases) or by St. George’s Chapel, the home chapel of the Knights of the Order of the Garter. The name ‘chapel’ doesn’t do it justice; it rivals some of the best Gothic cathedrals I’ve been in, although I suppose it’s not technically a cathedral because it doesn’t have a bishop. The arches, columns and buttresses are beautifully carved, interspersed with some gorgeous stained glass, various stone effigies of people buried within, and the graves of some of England’s kings and queens. While most of kings and queens of England are buried at Westminster, some are buried at Windsor -- including Henry VIII and his third wife, Jane Seymour (note: not the woman who was in ‘Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman’), as well as Elizabeth II’s parents, George VI and the Queen Mother.

I hung around the town of Windsor and had tea and scones until the 5:15 sung Eucharist service at the chapel, which was open to the public. It was awesome in the truest sense of the word. I sat in one of the choir stalls belonging to a Knight of the Order of the Garter -- each knight’s stall is crowned by a flag bearing his/her personal coat of arms, a headdress, a half-drawn sword (symbolizing readiness to defend the Queen), and a brass plaque with the knight’s name and date of installment into the Order of the Garter. When a knight dies, his or her plaque is placed within the choir stall that s/he had occupied; among others, the choir stall I sat in had been occupied by one of the Dukes of Argyll in the 1800s.

The service included some gorgeous singing by a choir made up of a mix of men and boys, including one boy who was so small that, when he knelt, you couldn’t see his head over the top of the railing. And I don’t think I can describe the feeling of kneeling in the same chapel where Henry VIII, the man who broke away from the Catholic Church and started this whole Church of England business, was buried, and listening to this glorious music that more than made up for all the years of awful congregational singing I’ve sat through in various Methodist Christmas services. You’ll just have to imagine it for yourself.

When I left the chapel, I took one last look at the Round Tower and saw that the flag had switched from the Union Jack to the royal standard -- which meant that the queen had arrived at some point during the afternoon. Feeling properly awash in history, I made it back to London, where I had dinner at Wagamama. While I ignore the exchange rate when it comes to things like entrance fees and train tickets (since the whole point of being here is to see things, I’m not going to skimp on tickets), it does tend to strike home when it comes to meals -- Wagamama is like a noodle-house equivalent of Baja Fresh (or, like a step between fast food and restaurant food, for those of you who don’t know Baja Fresh either), and my spicy noodles, Diet Coke, and water came out to ~$26. Considering that I spent $40 on food today and only got spicy noodles, a Diet Coke, a latte, a couple of waters, tea and a scone, this is quite tragic. But, I shall persevere, and the fact that I can make tea and keep milk and cereal in my room is v. helpful.

Pictures are below -- and you’ll have to put up with these long posts while I’m traveling, because I’m saving this for my own memories. Now it’s time for bed so that I can go off and have another adventure tomorrow!