Today was fabulous. Actually, the day was not fabulous...but the evening more than made up for it. I worked like it ain't no thang, then drove back to the evil city so that I could see Ritu Rani. I hung out with her and Aditya at Coffee Bar, where it was like 100 degrees...this is way too hot for the cit-ay, but apparently that's the way it's going to be this weekend.
Aaaaaanyway, we came home and had a bit of a debacle making dinner plans because it was too hot to think, but we ended up meeting Ritu's friends + Vidya at Poc Chuc, this Mayan restaurant that sounds like a Vietnamese joint. It took awhile to get food, but because it was BYOB, I didn't seem to mind that much. Besides that, Ritu's friend Josh told some entertaining stories about a piece of feces coming out of a woman's vagina. He also spoke rather calmly about getting chased around a Tanzanian village by a bunch of al Qaeda terrorists wielding machetes...and more importantly his witnessing of a turkey killing a goat, which seemed even more implausible than his ability to punch out a Tanzanian mother fucker.
Vidya, Ritu, Adit, and I continued the evening after separating from Ritu's friends at a bar called 'The Rite Spot'. Adit knew the bartender pretty well and so we were able to get some personal attention on our drinks. Needless to say, we had a good time not only drinking her concoctions, but also performing free tastings of Goldschlager. After this, and watching a stranger masturbate to the image of Ritu being herself, we walked to another bar, but realized we were too tired to try staying out any longer. Now we're back at home (Vidya too) and about to eat some delicious pizzas. On an unrelated note, Adit is wearing his penguin pajamas with one leg rolled up..."badass".
Goodnight!
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i heard the dude's load got all over ritu's leg!
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